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[plonq]

What this little office needs is a large, vaguely dangerous-looking piece of equipment.  Preferably one that hums ominously, and maybe has a large motion-sensing camera, or eyeball that makes a whirring sound as it tracks people who enter the room.

The occasional thump or click would just be icing on the cake.

Comments

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

What can you pay to have such a machine built? :)

[feren.livejournal.com]

A better question is, "What will he pay?"

[plonq.livejournal.com]

That depends on how loosely you define the word "pay".

[homicial-nny.livejournal.com]

I've got one of those. It's called a Xerox Document Center 480.

-_-

[plonq.livejournal.com]

We've got a resident Nunzilla (http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-Nunzilla_Detail.jpg) now, but that doesn't seem to have scared anyone off.

[furahi.livejournal.com]

OMG! EVIL!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I should be sentenced to death for this, but . . .

[tzisorey.livejournal.com]

And, uh, get the machine that goes 'ping'.

And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes.

That's it. Bring in the other machines. Right over here.