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[plonq]

What this little office needs is a large, vaguely dangerous-looking piece of equipment.  Preferably one that hums ominously, and maybe has a large motion-sensing camera, or eyeball that makes a whirring sound as it tracks people who enter the room.

The occasional thump or click would just be icing on the cake.

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[feren.livejournal.com]

A better question is, "What will he pay?"

[plonq.livejournal.com]

That depends on how loosely you define the word "pay".