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[plonq]

What this little office needs is a large, vaguely dangerous-looking piece of equipment.  Preferably one that hums ominously, and maybe has a large motion-sensing camera, or eyeball that makes a whirring sound as it tracks people who enter the room.

The occasional thump or click would just be icing on the cake.

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I should be sentenced to death for this, but . . .

[tzisorey.livejournal.com]

And, uh, get the machine that goes 'ping'.

And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes.

That's it. Bring in the other machines. Right over here.