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One would think I'd have learned after the "I fart in your general direction" incident, but my puerile nature snuck through again when I wrote another program a few years ago.

"Plonq, we need you to write a program to track if we're humping overloaded cars."

"Hee hee.  You said humping."

"Bear in mind that the hump scale is not certified for liquids."

"So you only want dry humping?  Hee hee.  Humping."

It's only natural in a program of this kind that the functions and subs would send back return codes with flags like, "Oh baby!" and "Is it in yet?"  Likewise you'll find lots of variables with names like Yiff and Boink.

Of course four years later they come to me asking for the source code so that they can compare it with some changes they are implementing on the mainframe.

*le sigh

There's nothing outrageously offencive in this source code, but we have some people around this company with awfully thin skins.  Looks like my next couple of hours are going to be spent "purifying" some source code.  Bleah.

Thus spake Plonq's "Random Bible Book-O-Matic"

Job 01:03 - His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east.

What's cool about getting these things out of context is that I'm not sure if this guy had a lot of donkeys, or a harem.

Not that I'm saying that the two are mutually exclusive.

Things were different back then.