Vague allusions!

[plonq]

(Indirect reference to some big issue that "those who need to know" already know about.  No explanation about why I mention it here if I don't plan to talk about it.)

(Oblique recriminations against unnamed persons who may or may not have wronged me, and are responsible for "you know what".)

(Ambiguous comments suggesting the contemplation of suicide, a break from the internet, or sever constipation.)

(Thinly veiled self-pity.  Nobody loves me.)

(Rinse.  Repeat.)

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(Random stranger throwing in words of support.)

(Obligatory Kitten Picture to try and cheer you up and hijack the mood with fuzzy cuteness.)