Vague allusions!

[plonq]

(Indirect reference to some big issue that "those who need to know" already know about.  No explanation about why I mention it here if I don't plan to talk about it.)

(Oblique recriminations against unnamed persons who may or may not have wronged me, and are responsible for "you know what".)

(Ambiguous comments suggesting the contemplation of suicide, a break from the internet, or sever constipation.)

(Thinly veiled self-pity.  Nobody loves me.)

(Rinse.  Repeat.)

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[unciaa.livejournal.com]

I am the mandatory person who breaks the joke because being different is cool.

[feren.livejournal.com]

(Thinly-guised demand to conform)

[rowyn]

(pretends to break the joke in an effort to be different, too, but actually goes along, thereby proving hopeless conformity to the herd despite pretensions of uniqueness)