and things went downhill from there

They unveiled the new name for our amalgamated department today:  Business Information & Technology Services (BITS)

Now all of the sub-departments are scrambling around for good acronyms for their department.  I think our sub-department should be: Transportation Industry Metrics.  That would make us TIMBITS.

The training department, on the other hand, is struggling to come up with something that creates the acronym KIBBLES