File under "things that don't warrant further thought"

[plonq]

Soooo there I am, answering the call of nature when I hear a strange sound coming from the stall next to mine.

It's so out of place that it takes me a few moments to place it.  There's a guy in the next stall, pants down around his ankles, typing away on his notebook computer.  Ew.  I wonder if he was on a wireless network?

"I'm just squeezing those numbers out for you now."

Comments

[feren.livejournal.com]

[I'm just squeezing those numbers out for you now.]

Well, at least now there's some truth to the phrase. We all knew that's where those numbers were coming from, anyway.

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

First rule of computing: Poop in, Poop out. :)

Hey...

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

He's just maximizing output, that's all.

Re: Hey...

[feren.livejournal.com]

[insert obvious Ex-Lax joke here]

[funos.livejournal.com]

must have been a e-book for an e-crap.

[gedrean.livejournal.com]

Oh gods... make it die.

Make me proud!

[cwtyger.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a commercial where a worker has his first idea shot down, so he tries to come up with 'big idea number two'. Guess where he does his best thinking?

"Come on, big number two! Make me proud!"

And at one point, he asks the guy in the next stall for more toilet paper. "This thing's huge! I need more paper!"