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Sometimes my brain gets the better of me when I am writing. After the serious tone of my previous one, I am looking for something short, dopey and fun in my Christmas story.

While I appreciate my brain for trying to give me a challenge, I have removed this bit from the story since it would be inconsistent with earlier events.

If the snow leopard had been granted the gift of retrospect in advance, he would have returned to the house to spend less time worrying about which jacket to wear and more time putting on pants.

Any pants, really.

To the feline's defense, his oversized boxers could pass for shorts if one ignored the conspicuous lack of pockets or a zipper. Also, in fairness, he was slightly drunk.


Thanks, brain.
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