Ode to a Twinkie (not having, but craving)

[plonq]

O spongy cake so moist and gold
I pray that I might be so bold
your perfect form to sunder wide
to reach the silky cream inside
and plunge your depths ignoring that
you're four point five grams total fat
and reading this, one also sees
a hundred fifty calories.
Sodium within you; plenty,
Milligrams: two-hundred twenty.
But lo, assured do be in verse
I've eaten things that are much worse.

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[mwalimu.livejournal.com]

That brings back memories of your Ode to Nala.