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The pattern is familiar.  A friend approached me and said, "I have some friends who want to upgrade their computer, and I wondered if you could help me put it together."

"Sure," I said, "what are the details?"

"Well, they are currently using [a system that would have been okay in 1997] and would like to upgrade to [a system that is nearly state-of-the-art] but they are a bit tight with money, so their total budget is [almost enough to buy a fancy mouse].  They are pretty inflexible with the budget."

I knew what the result would be, but I did some shopping and comparing online and finally put together a sexy little system (better than what I am using right now) with solid, name-brand parts.  The problem is that it came out 12% over their budget after tax.  I showed the system specs to this friend, and out came the knife.  Here is the exchange (with a bit of paraphrasing for brevity):

Him: This video card has TV out.  They don't need TV out.  You could probably save money by scrapping that feature.
Me: The next card down is slower, has half the memory, and is only $10 cheaper.
Him: There, see?  Right there you're saving $10.  They don't need that much in a video card.  Why did you put such a fast CPU in it?
Me: Because that's the cheapest one in the line with the new core.  There's no point in making the system obsolete right from the start.
Him: They don't need something that fast...

I knew where this was going, so I told him to leave me alone again for a few minutes while I redid the system from scratch.  I then picked out all of the cheapest, non-name parts that I could find.  The motherboard is one of those ones that has onboard video, audio, LAN, and an overclocked CPU soldered onto the board.  I dropped in 256mb of the cheapest no-name memory they carried, a 40g Maxtor drive with a 2mb buffer, the cheapest CDRW drive they offer, a floppy and a slightly-inflated estimate on the cost of a case.  The whole thing came out to about 94% of their budget, so I upped the memory and motherboard and put it at 107%.  When he balked at that, I told him that he could probably bring it down to par again by skimping on the case.

"This looks like a decent system," he said.  "It should last them for a few years."

"No, this will not last them for a few years.  This motherboard is cheap for a reason.  I can't promise that it will last for more than one or two years before it fails.  I can promise you at least four years out of the first system I put together, but I refuse to give any guarantees on this one to last out the year."

"Hm.  Ya, so if I skimp on the case this will come in just under budget.  They'll be happy about that."

Oy.

Date: 2004-07-12 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
It sounds like the one, and only, criteria was price. If so, then you did exactly what they wanted.

Date: 2004-07-12 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plonq.livejournal.com
I know, but it pained me no less to do it. He's bringing the parts by after work today so that I can help him assemble the machine. I think I will just supervise and let him do all the work, with the understanding that once the machine goes out the door I am washing my hands of it for any further maintenance.

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