Haiku

[plonq]

The weather outside was so beautiful this morning that I was almost inspired to write a poem. The poem wasn't happening, so I tried my hand at some haiku. I threw a couple of them together, but they all sounded pretentious and sappy. Rather than inflicting my own pretentious and sappy haiku on you, I figured that I would do a public service and let you inflict it on yourself. Below is a table with all the parts you need to assemble some bona fide haiku drivel.

The table is very simple to use; take any line from the first column and combine it with any line from the second, and then a line from the third and enjoy your dubious haiku masterpiece. The possibilities are endless! (If you interpret "endless" and "125" to be equivalent.)

gently the spring rain	flows through a part in the blinds	and comforts the soul
playfully the sun	teases the senses to life	and eases the cares
a fresh springtime breeze	wakens the joy in one's heart	and gives wing to dreams
cacophonous song	reminds us that spring is nigh	and cleanses the mind
the call of nature	renews forgotten stirrings	and I banged your mom

Comments

[cozycabbage.livejournal.com]

I got confused, because I thought 5x5=125. "Aren't there 625, then?"

I'm so horrible.