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plonqThe weather outside was so beautiful this morning that I was almost inspired to write a poem. The poem wasn't happening, so I tried my hand at some haiku. I threw a couple of them together, but they all sounded pretentious and sappy. Rather than inflicting my own pretentious and sappy haiku on you, I figured that I would do a public service and let you inflict it on yourself. Below is a table with all the parts you need to assemble some bona fide haiku drivel.
The table is very simple to use; take any line from the first column and combine it with any line from the second, and then a line from the third and enjoy your dubious haiku masterpiece. The possibilities are endless! (If you interpret "endless" and "125" to be equivalent.)
The table is very simple to use; take any line from the first column and combine it with any line from the second, and then a line from the third and enjoy your dubious haiku masterpiece. The possibilities are endless! (If you interpret "endless" and "125" to be equivalent.)
| gently the spring rain | flows through a part in the blinds | and comforts the soul |
| playfully the sun | teases the senses to life | and eases the cares |
| a fresh springtime breeze | wakens the joy in one's heart | and gives wing to dreams |
| cacophonous song | reminds us that spring is nigh | and cleanses the mind |
| the call of nature | renews forgotten stirrings | and I banged your mom |
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Date: 2009-06-02 09:27 pm (UTC)