"I like big books the best. They burn longer."

[plonq]

Somebody needs to explain irony to these people. Or maybe not, because the response would probably be "Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."

Minus the cussin', of course.

Watch on YouTube

Sometimes I wonder if the government hasn't set aside large, remote parts of the country to test the effects of generations of in-breeding - ostensibly to see if the population could recover from a medium to large scale nuclear incident? That would explain a lot.

Comments

[gedrean.livejournal.com]

Notice his family doesn't like that there irreverent "g" at the end of them there words.

[pierrekrahn.livejournal.com]

I love that video.

But I have to agree with them. Any book that talks about mentions drunks, or firemen, should be banned and burned immediately!

[pfcottontail.livejournal.com]

It's cool, man, lots of tards are leading extra kickass lives. My sister's 'tarded, and she's a pilot!

[plonq.livejournal.com]

It pleases me when people get my movie references.

[typographer.livejournal.com]

Words fail me...