I scored 12 out of 22. How do you fare?

[plonq]

I am not sure why he has separate line items for Homosexuals and Lesbians, but more notable is the fact that he has excluded such people as mass murderers, rapists and Satanists. Apparently those people practically have the keys to Heaven in their back pockets.

Anyway, if I want to be honest, I am going to have score myself 12 out of 22 on his check-list. I guess I am pretty much screwed in the afterlife, eh?

[Poll #1198019]

Comments

[lowen-kind.livejournal.com]

Well "Liar" is on the list - #2 on the left.

And the way I look at it: If only the good die young, I'll live forever, and Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'd take over. :=3

[plonq.livejournal.com]

I lied about that too. I guess I'd better kick myself up to 13...

[unciaa.livejournal.com]

9! Almost 50%... need to try harder.

[mirkowuff.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm toast. But I'm working toward salvation from being...a sports fan.

[mirkowuff.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I was pretty liberal with the list too; I've tried pot once, which makes me just that much sinnier.

(Darn, you caught me being liberal. That's probably a sin too.)

[plonq.livejournal.com]

I get the impression that the list is everything that, in his mind at least, defines a liberal anyway, so being "liberal" technically encompasses all 22 items.

[plonq.livejournal.com]

Cheering for some teams is more sinful than cheering for others.

[warheart.livejournal.com]

LOL @ whoremonger!!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Sports fans. Huh. Who knew?

-The Gneech

[plonq.livejournal.com]

I think he only means sports fans that don't root for his teams.

[typographer.livejournal.com]

I'm almost embarrassed at how low my score is...

[plonq.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't fret about it. I have little doubt that if we saw the other side of the sign, he has 22 more items listed. Lots of sins to go around.

[pierrekrahn.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know who chose the 20-21 option so I can stay away from that satanic freak!

[ducktapeddonkey.livejournal.com]

I was going to go with 12.

But then I realized I was probably a hypocrite too.

I don't think I'm a psychic.

But maybe I just somehow know that I'm not.

[branwyn.livejournal.com]

Yay! 17! But I sorta wanted to score high, so I took all the technicalities I could get. :)

It's like a mini-version of the "Purity Test". :)

B.

only 12

[robin-andersen.livejournal.com]

but I don't gamble or drink....
but I could nudge it up to 13 if I used the definition that basically all women are prostitutes.....

[frameacloud]

"Sports Fans" are on there? Weird...