plonq | You're in the wrong line, dumb ass!

This would have been a routine story about administrative bungling at a prison had it not been for a line about 2/3 of the way through the article.

"Williams didn't stay long in the jail. His girlfriend, Kim Williams,18, (no relation) and her mother posted $7,500 bond Friday, said Sgt.Matthew Mount, an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department spokesman."

I find it a little frightening that they felt the need to slip in that disclaimer.

"I'm goin' ta the family reunion ta scope out the chicks!"

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(a desperate plea for fish)

You're in the wrong line, dumb ass!

You're in the wrong line, dumb ass!

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