Fsssss *pop*

[plonq]

It is days like this that make me wish that I had the materials, and ambition to build an air-powered hamster cannon. Naturally I'd have to equip them with little pointy, hamster-sized helmets to make them more aerodynamic, and also to give the little rodent projectiles a fighting chance once they left the muzzle.

Of course anything of reasonable size that could put enough force behind a hamster to do any real damage would also do terrible harm to the ammunition itself, and the thought of firing blobs of hamster pudding at people doesn't carry the same appeal. Still, I am not going to let the laws of physics stop me from my moment of mental schadenfreude as I envision screaming masses fleeing a rain of squeaking, furry death from above.

Comments

[vichan.livejournal.com]

I once put a hamster in a tuba. You get almost the exact same reaction.

_{Okay, so it was a stuffed hamster. We still sent it flying across the bleachers.}

[tv5901.livejournal.com]

What if you designed a casing for the hamster, similar to that of a multi-stage rocket, so that when the hamster-shell leaves the barrel, the bottom half falls off in flight leaving you with a hamster with pointy hat?

-TJ

[warheart.livejournal.com]

Hamster cannon hahaha! This made me lol on the bus xD