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[plonq]

When you're feeling rebellious you name your latest application "Standalone Hazmat Information Terminal" and hope that your peers aren't good with acronyms.

If anybody has noticed yet, they certainly haven't complained.

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[gedrean.livejournal.com]

I intend that someday someone will ask what that device in the corner is, and they will see the response: That's the ****

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

Special High Intensity Training. (1)

All new arrivals will get their first bit of (1) during initiation. (1) will come from corporate headquarters as well as your local managers. Afterwards, all employees will be required to wade through a certain amount of (1) at the end of every workweek. Those of you wanting to get into management may feel you aren't getting enough (1) - rest assured that your supervisors are always ready with some (1) jobs that will prepare you for your career path.

You employees who routinely make mistakes may find yourselves in Departmental Extremely Error Prone - Special High Intensity Training. (2) As nobody wants this, it is in everyone's best interests that you keep your (1) together and the records of your (1) in a company-provided can.

[plonq.livejournal.com]

Employees may also look in our Corporate Online Research Network High-Occupancy Learning Environment for all the Special High Intensity Training they could possibly need. And since IT recently installed fibre, we can now offer streaming Special High Intensity Training.

[farlo.livejournal.com]

That's the coolest label ever.