I hate elections
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:22 amI've been avoiding the debates and ads as much as I can, but it tends to filter its way down anyway. Here is the filtered impression I get from each of the major parties.
Liberal: Blah blah blah Stephen Harper will eat your children, vote for us blah blah blah
Conservative: Blah blah blah Paul Martin is a crook, vote for us blah blah blah
NDP: Blah blah blah Paul Martin is a crook, vote for anybody but him blah blah blah Wait! We meant vote for us! Uh... medicare! Blah blah blah
BQ: Blah blah blah Quebec Quebec Quebec Quebec Quebec blah blah blah
The problem that I have as a voter is that they all strike me as self-serving little men with nary a scrap of vision or credibility between them.
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Overheard in the elevator this morning: Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, but nobody wants to hear about yours.
Liberal: Blah blah blah Stephen Harper will eat your children, vote for us blah blah blah
Conservative: Blah blah blah Paul Martin is a crook, vote for us blah blah blah
NDP: Blah blah blah Paul Martin is a crook, vote for anybody but him blah blah blah Wait! We meant vote for us! Uh... medicare! Blah blah blah
BQ: Blah blah blah Quebec Quebec Quebec Quebec Quebec blah blah blah
The problem that I have as a voter is that they all strike me as self-serving little men with nary a scrap of vision or credibility between them.
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Overheard in the elevator this morning: Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, but nobody wants to hear about yours.