Alts

Somewhere along the way I became one of those people who has too many alternate characters in World of Warcraft.  I've actually lost track of some of the characters I play.

Erui - Level 60 Undead Priest on Whisperwind (active)
Alterui - Level 47 Troll Rogue on Whisperwind (active)
Gutbucket - Level 6 Human Paladin on Whisperwind (inactive)
Weaselmancer - Level 12 Dwarf Hunter on Whisperwind (moderately active)
Gankmeplz - Level 1 Undead Mage on Whisperwind (bank alt)
Tefnut - Level 37(ish) Troll mage on Cenarius (inactive)
Caylyth - Level 22(ish) Tauren Druid on Cenarius (inactive)
Ulron - Level 57 Undead Warlock on Skywall (inactive)
??? - Level 5(ish) Tauren Druid on ??? (inactive)

I can't even remember the name of that last character, nor the name of the server it is on.  I created it sometime last year when our local LJ community was talking about creating an all-Winnipeg guild.  Just for the occasion they chose a PvP server with huge long queue times.  I played that toon twice - long enough to get it up to level 5, and then I never signed back in.

I doubt I will ever play my other druid again either.  I created her when atara and I made twin sister toons, and then got distracted by playing our main characters again.  Given the opportunity I would probably migrate my warlock over from Skywall to Whisperwind, but Tefnut is probably going to remain on the permanently inactive roster from this point out.

I will probably never play Gutbucket again.  I don't know what possessed me to create a human paladin.  All I know is that every time I logged into the character, I had this uncontrollable urge to bubble & hearth.

ZOMG IM SUCH A NUB!

I put on a gaudy, tie-dye shirt this morning with the intention of donning a conservative, work-safe sweater over it.  As my first cup of coffee started kicking into gear, it occurred to me that I forgot the sweater.  This shirt is so not appropriate attire for this office - especially not when I am supposed to be attending a mandatory seminar on "Respect in The Workplace".

I spoke with my boss about it this morning, and told him that I was going to blow off this seminar.  "If it's really a corporate-mandated seminar then they will have one or two follow-up ones for people like me who missed them."  He's cool with that.