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I've been slacking.  I need to pull up my socks and work faster if I want to do my part in helping to kill everyone.

I should get a commission for this...

I managed to convert another person over to Firefox this morning.  Well, at least she's agreed to try it after getting hit by one of the (many) IE exploits.  I don't know of anyone who's taken my recommendation and later switched back, so I'll chalk it up as a success.

Holy snap!

I need to stop taking vacations.  I got swamped on Tuesday, worked through my lunch again yesterday and today is not looking good.  My stress level is higher than it was before I left!

Plonq's peeve for the day:

Program interfaces whose tab stops seem randomly placed (*cough* Semagic *cough*).  Geez people, pay attention to keyboard shortcuts, we're not all slaves to the mouse.

Plonq's favourite quote for the day:

(As seen in customers_suck) "Spanking? Bah. Why resort to physical abuse when emotional abuse is so much more lasting?"

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What this little office needs is a large, vaguely dangerous-looking piece of equipment.  Preferably one that hums ominously, and maybe has a large motion-sensing camera, or eyeball that makes a whirring sound as it tracks people who enter the room.

The occasional thump or click would just be icing on the cake.