Two questions.

1) How the hell did I get toner on my sleeve?  I haven't come anywhere near a printer or fax machine today, but I've got a big black smudge of toner on the sleeve of my good shirt.  Argh!

2) A buddy of mine wants to try out for the Canadian Idol (or whatever the show is called) when it comes to Winnipeg this spring and he wants to know what would be a good song him to perform for the audition.  He wants something fairly poppy and easily recognizable that will let him showcase his vocal range.  Any suggestions that I can pass along to him?

I ran a Trojan-remover on my computer. Big mistake. It keeps spawning child tasks now.

I got hit by THREE spam messages in my LJ comments this morning (all for the same lousy movie) so I figured it was time to return the favour.

( Penis enlargement SPAM )