I ran a Trojan-remover on my computer. Big mistake. It keeps spawning child tasks now.

[plonq]

I got hit by THREE spam messages in my LJ comments this morning (all for the same lousy movie) so I figured it was time to return the favour.



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R U tired uv having ur M@NHOOD judged by teh SIZE uv ur tiny MEMBER?

BECUM TEH HUM@N TRIP0D?!

NOW u CAN with PLONQ-O-MATIC PEN1S ENL@RGER!



N0 sergery!
N0 ExPen$ive medz!
Just ONE @pplication is NEEDED!!1
N0 P1LLZ!  N0 PUMPZ!

Use teh PLONQ-O-MATIC PEN1S ENL@RGER and ur m@nhood can go

from l@@king like this 2 THIS

WHY WAAIT?  0RDER 2DAY!!!111

UR G1RL IS WAITING!!!11

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Batteries not included.  Blow-up doll sold seperately.  May not work for the visually impaired.  Some assembly required.

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[wabbitcalif.livejournal.com]

My, what well-placed shrubbery you have there....