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[plonq]

I know I was a little rank after I brought in beans last week for lunch, but today I came in to work and found an Environmental Safety/Hazard Report (normally used for toxic chemicals and spills) on my desk.  The description of the report reads, "Foul polluted stench flowing from body in corner."  The action recommended says, "Full anal cleansing."

Ah well, no beans for me this week.  Or next.  After that day last week I think we all deserve a break.