This is what Babelfish did with a Russian LJ I stumbled onto

[plonq]

After three days of work I fell into the store.
In the store I saw large jar with the sea reptiles, that float in oil.
I could not be held.
Those more nothing gorged entire day.
Houses it opened jar.

Reptiles crawled away themselves on the apartment:

<insert pictures of a little squid sitting on a board here>

It went to catch them and to gorge.

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It is the last line that I find rather disturbing. It called up very Cthulhuesque images.