I think this rant is almost 30 years old, but it still seems to current...

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Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective,
and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children.
They either refuse to discuss it with reason,
or else they prefer argumentum ad hominem,
which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion.
Well anyhow,
not long ago I was talking about the elections,
and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues
and sticking instead to invective and personal crap
that had nothing to do with the substantive problems
of running a government - which is all true as you know
if you've followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates.
Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation
except at the end,
when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit,
and why didn't we go live in Russia or China
if that was the way we all hated the United States of America.
Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl,
and the epithets flew thick and fast and the noise was incredible.
Someone said "son of a bitch" and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure - it was all so confusing.
Well anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level.
I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all
and I asked him just what did he mean we were all "full of shit"?
Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it,
and where was his documentation to back up his claim?
I think Socrates would have been proud of the way I refuted his argument.
That is, I tried to refute it,
but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of shit,
but he wouldn't say why; he just kept on repeating it.
That, and the part about Russia, and China, and communist dupes,
and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry
and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass -
which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument.
Then he got salty, and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up,
and I really got hot,
and the others did too,
and we all beat the shit out of mister conservative -
and, after all, he had only himself to be blamed.
This is still a free country,
and anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of shit"
better be good and ready
to answer politely
when asked if he'd care to say why!

- Scott Beach