Foetid: (adjective) malodorous, smelly. See also: Plonq's breath.

[plonq]

You know it's bad when your own breath is grossing you out. If I went outside and chewed on some dog poop right now, some might actually consider it a breath freshener.

I could lick blotter and use it as a "scratch & sniff" for the opening of Dracula's grave.

In other news I've been kicking around a silly story idea that revolves loosely around Facebook. When I'm feeling ambitious I might start simply writing something and see where it goes.