Have you ever noticed...

[plonq]

Have you ever noticed how almost any statement sounds dirty, or vaguely threatening if you add "if you know what I mean..." to the end of it? Air quotes around key parts of the statement can help, mind you.

I got my "oil changed" this morning if you know what I mean.
Bob? He's not here just now, sorry. He's out for "lunch" if you know what I mean.

Comments

[fuzzytoedcollie.livejournal.com]

"...in bed."

Hilarious at times!