Good morning Winnipeg

[plonq]

On my way to the office today I passed an empty, large-format Listerine bottle about a block from the office. While it is remotely possible that somebody had an attack of halitosis and stopped to gargle away an entire bottle of mouthwash during the night, I can't shake the feeling that somebody did not use it for its intended purpose.

It is my hunch that somebody out there is lying unconscious in an ally in a pool of his own minty-fresh vomit.