Weird Al

[plonq]

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

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[tv5901.livejournal.com]

And he's like, Tough!
And I'm like, Give it!
And he's like, Make me!
And I'm like, 'kay!
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear
And he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix
And he gave a colonic irrigation, yes indeed
You better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all
The phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell ya what it said!

[duncandahusky.livejournal.com]

It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."

[ramalion.livejournal.com]

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

[plonq.livejournal.com]

A! (Audience: "A!")
L! (Audience: "L!")
B! (Audience: "B!")
U! (Audience: "U!")
... (pause)
QUERUE!

T'was a very good show. He came out and did this song as his encore.

[ramalion.livejournal.com]

I saw his last show when it came through St Louis about 2 years back...I'm bummed because he isn't coming to St Louis this time...

Oh...and what should be the first song on my IPod when I put it on shuffle...but Albuquerque. :)