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[plonq]

Dear plonq

I love the report that you are producing, which actually exceeds our original design and expectations.

In retrospect, I have decided that our original design specifications were lacking.

This will require you to completely retool the reporting tools.

Hope this doesn't cause you too many problems.

Please on advise a new time-line.

Thank you.

xxx

ps - What is that strange thumping sound that I hear coming from your office?  If I didn't know better I'd swear that it sounds like a head repeatedly hitting a desk.