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Mar. 7th, 2006 09:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plonqI've been online in one manner or another since the 80s, and it's amazing how little things have changed. The platforms and products have changed, and the players have been replaced by a newer generation, but the pattern remains the same.
The products and names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any resemblance to products or persons, living or dead is purely coincidental...
SeekingAid posts:
Hi all. I recently upgraded to an Eighty Eye X800 card and the textures are blowing up in Word of Whorecraft. Does anyone know if there is a patch or driver update available? Oh, and my machine occasionally spontaneously dies and reboots for no reason.
uraløzr posts:
y u get 80i crd cuz endvideo iz way betr LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
überg33k posts:
I wouldn't know anything about that because I refuse to buy Eighty Eye cards because they don't make drivers for Lennox, and if you are not running Lennox then you are just a slave to corporate and William Grates bites the head off a puppy every time you buy a copy of Macro$oft Bindoze. Look how I spell it with $$$ in the name. I saw it done that way back in the 80s and the joke never wears thin, hee hee.
Møreübererg33k posts:
You're hardly qualified to talk about anything, you Lennox loser. BSDM is much closer to the Eunuchs ideal and way better than that perverse little toy of an OS that you run.
überg33k posts:
No way man. Look around you and smell the Java. More places are switching to Hibachi on a Lennox platform than ever before. You BSDM hangers-on are out of step with the times.
iDrone posts:
I wouldn't know anything about Bindoze drivers because I use an iFellato and we don't use drivers. All hardware and software always works perfectly the first time every time and nothing ever goes wrong ever with my computer. There's a port on the back where I can express my love for my machine, and every one that goes out comes with a complimentary hand job from Stephen Handjobs, the understated saint and genius who invented life. He made the iFellato in his image and it is perfect.
GeekierThanThou posts:
I'm still using the computer that I carved out of wood in 1959. Sure, it doesn't do a lot of the modern things but I don't do any of that stuff anyway. Oh, and it gets over 1000 hours of up time from sacrificing just one squirrel to Bacchus. Try that on your Macro$oft Bindoze machine!
NotHelpfull posts:
duh! either rtfm or lern to use Grooble.
iDrone posts:
And then clean up after all the WORMS you'll catch when you go to Grooble using Intarweb Expo$er. I never have to worry about that because I use Suffery and it is inviolate and pure, never succumbing to the weakness of viruses or Trojans. You should ditch your entire library of software and switch platforms. Join us.
überg33k posts:
No way man, it still costs money. Lennox is FREE. The best things in life are FREE. By buying an iFellato you're still supporting THE MAN.
GeekierThanThou posts:
I've never had a virus or Trojan in all the years I've owned my computer. I got termites once, but I've never seen once since I installed RAID.
SeekingAid posts:
Uh, hello? Patch? anyone?
The products and names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any resemblance to products or persons, living or dead is purely coincidental...
SeekingAid posts:
Hi all. I recently upgraded to an Eighty Eye X800 card and the textures are blowing up in Word of Whorecraft. Does anyone know if there is a patch or driver update available? Oh, and my machine occasionally spontaneously dies and reboots for no reason.
uraløzr posts:
y u get 80i crd cuz endvideo iz way betr LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
überg33k posts:
I wouldn't know anything about that because I refuse to buy Eighty Eye cards because they don't make drivers for Lennox, and if you are not running Lennox then you are just a slave to corporate and William Grates bites the head off a puppy every time you buy a copy of Macro$oft Bindoze. Look how I spell it with $$$ in the name. I saw it done that way back in the 80s and the joke never wears thin, hee hee.
Møreübererg33k posts:
You're hardly qualified to talk about anything, you Lennox loser. BSDM is much closer to the Eunuchs ideal and way better than that perverse little toy of an OS that you run.
überg33k posts:
No way man. Look around you and smell the Java. More places are switching to Hibachi on a Lennox platform than ever before. You BSDM hangers-on are out of step with the times.
iDrone posts:
I wouldn't know anything about Bindoze drivers because I use an iFellato and we don't use drivers. All hardware and software always works perfectly the first time every time and nothing ever goes wrong ever with my computer. There's a port on the back where I can express my love for my machine, and every one that goes out comes with a complimentary hand job from Stephen Handjobs, the understated saint and genius who invented life. He made the iFellato in his image and it is perfect.
GeekierThanThou posts:
I'm still using the computer that I carved out of wood in 1959. Sure, it doesn't do a lot of the modern things but I don't do any of that stuff anyway. Oh, and it gets over 1000 hours of up time from sacrificing just one squirrel to Bacchus. Try that on your Macro$oft Bindoze machine!
NotHelpfull posts:
duh! either rtfm or lern to use Grooble.
iDrone posts:
And then clean up after all the WORMS you'll catch when you go to Grooble using Intarweb Expo$er. I never have to worry about that because I use Suffery and it is inviolate and pure, never succumbing to the weakness of viruses or Trojans. You should ditch your entire library of software and switch platforms. Join us.
überg33k posts:
No way man, it still costs money. Lennox is FREE. The best things in life are FREE. By buying an iFellato you're still supporting THE MAN.
GeekierThanThou posts:
I've never had a virus or Trojan in all the years I've owned my computer. I got termites once, but I've never seen once since I installed RAID.
SeekingAid posts:
Uh, hello? Patch? anyone?
