Wow, I hadn't heard that one.

I snapped a picture of myself in the Volkswagen today because it was finally warm enough to put down the top. I posted it to FB and Twitter, knowing that I would get comments on the beard.

I just wish people would spare a second or so to come up with moderately original comments. I got the equivalent of, "It didn't scan, so that means it's free, right?" Or perhaps that scene from The Simpsons. "Do you come with the car?"

Me:


Every comment: [noun] [verb] ZZ top.