Karaoke

"M" was hounding me earlier to join his karaoke team in the Customer Service Week competition. I told him that I would join his team under two conditions: 1) I am not required to sing, and 2) our team name is Aural Sects. He finds both of those conditions unacceptable for some reason.

[Edit: after hearing me sing, he is okay with the first condition, but he won't budge on the second.]