Eat any good books lately?

While I don't expect deep, intellectually-stimulating conversations at work, is it too much to ask for co-workers who could pass the Turing test?

Ignorance sucks.
Wilful ignorance sucks more.
Taking perverse pride in one's ignorance tops all...

... but you don't have to be so loud at it. >.<

I am not a religious man, but I am praying that the batteries in my mp3 player last out the day so that I won't have to stab out my eardrums with a fork.