Would you like fries with that ambulance?

In the kind of thing that appeals to the schadenfreude in many dark, twisted little minds, a lady at a McDonalds drive through somehow ran over herself with her own SUV.

While I can see how it could happen, and I empathize for the severity of her injuries, I couldn't get this image from my mind:



If it had been hot coffee on her legs, rather than her own giant urban assault vehicle, then she there might have been some sweet lucre for her in it. As it is, if she tries to file suit over this, she won't have a leg to stand on.