Stupid people, stupid petitions

A well-meaning but stupid person in one of our branch offices sent out a petition to everybody in the company this morning. It is one of those "sign this and the government will change its policies" petitions that has no effect other than to fill in-boxes and clog up mail servers.

Statement of likelihood: In a company of this size, it is not unreasonable to posit that the percentage of stupid people working here mirrors the percentage of stupid people in the general population.

Things like this tend to bring them out of the woodwork. People have been giving their "Reply to All" buttons a workout this morning, quoting the message in its (rather lengthy) entirety so that they can say, "Please remove my name from your email list. Tks"

>.<

...and there's another.
...and another.

Hunters do it with their pets...

My original intent was to level my priest up to 70 before I started a new character, but in the end the first thing I did in the xpac was create a Blood Elf hunter.

I tamed my first pet last night. I call him _______ -- well, therein lies the problem. I have never been good with names, and I am drawing blanks. I'm tempted to name him after the dyspeptic dragon in Peregrine Secundus, but for the life of me I can't remember its name (Smasgaradas or something like that).
( Picture of my new character behind a cut. )

If anybody out in LJ land has some good dragon names, I will gladly take suggestions.