Mmmm... golden sponge cake with simulated cream filling...

I broke down at lunch today and left work on a holy quest for Twinkies.  My brain was being flooded all day with idyllic memories of tender golden sponge cakes and creamy filling, and I finally couldn't take it any more.

I procured my Twinkies and brought them back to the office so that I could enjoy them over a cup of tepid, stale coffee (the beverage of choice to go with Twinkies).  I tore away the plastic wrapping and sunk my teeth into the golden, spongy goodness.

Bleah.

Either they have changed the recipe since the last time I had these, or my memories have become clouded with time.