This one amused me.

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What Kind of Drunk Are You?

You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.

- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."

- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."

- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."

- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."

- pause -

- "It was an accident. I was joking."

- "You ate them."

You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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Yea verily yea {grynn}

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