I know I won't get much sympathy, but...
This is friggin' stupid. Take special note of the "wind chill" number.

Addendum:
Could be worse. Up in La Ronge, Saskatchewan it's -50F before wind chill. Brrr. Maybe time for a vacation to someplace comparatively warm... like Mars.

Addendum:
Could be worse. Up in La Ronge, Saskatchewan it's -50F before wind chill. Brrr. Maybe time for a vacation to someplace comparatively warm... like Mars.